Napoleon dynamite can i borrow your chapstick




















There's Rico, Napoleon'… more ». Napoleon: Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon: Is Grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon: [prolonged sigh] Kip: What do you need? Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: I'm really busy right now. Kip: Why? Napoleon: 'Cause I don't feel good! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then?

Napoleon : It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed bred for its skills in magic. Is that 'cause you think you ' re fat? You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to. Give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No. I' m freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today. Based on the theme of friendship and pursuing one's dreams, " Napoleon Dynamite " has potential.

But unless you appreciate the kind of humor the movie conveys such as making fun of nerds , it may not be enjoyable viewing. Napoleon Dynamite was a big hit at Sundance that year. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle, Rico Jon Gries , shows up to keep an eye on him. With no safe haven at home or at school, Napoleon befriends the new kid, Pedro Efren Ramirez , a morose Hispanic boy who speaks little English.

Together the two launch a campaign to run for class president. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter. Another romantic line from Napoleon — see? You've got fishing skills, Napoleon!

Anyone from the Intermountain West knows that its residents have a true need for chapstick. Kip should have stopped chatting with babes, or whatever he was doing, and taken over a tube to his brother. Maybe Napoleon did shoot 50 wolverines don't tell Hugh Jackman or maybe he didn't.

Either way, Don still put him in a headlock at the end of their thoughtful exchange. Napoleon: Yes, like, 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins; what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Anyone who has spent time in high school or even at work can appreciate the pure honesty of Napoleon's answer to his grandmother's question. Sometimes, today is the worst day of our lives. Did we skip your favorite "Napoleon Dynamite" quote?

Let us know what it is in the comments section. Start your day with the top stories you missed while you were sleeping. Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!

Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip See ya. Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you!

I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.



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